I wouldn’t even make it to the Cornucopia.
Wow, how naive of me to think I was alone in using this shame as my motivation.
Oh, hey, 2002 Zooey Deschanel on Frasier.
Sometimes when I eat junk food, in my head I say, “I’M A GLUE-TON, I’M A GLUE-TON,” in Heifer’s voice.
(via fuckyeah1990s)
Hymns the church bells next door play all day long:
- Angels From The Realms of Glory
- A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
- Amazing Grace
- Holy Holy Holy
- One that is arguably a Christmas hymn but that I can’t remember the name of
- Hourly clock chime tune
- What sounds like random scales
I would pay money for the repertoire of this church’s bells to be expanded. One time I swore it was playing Lisztomania, but I’m pretty sure I was mistaken.
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