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Sometimes when I eat junk food, in my head I say, “I’M A GLUE-TON, I’M A GLUE-TON,” in Heifer’s voice.

Sometimes when I eat junk food, in my head I say, “I’M A GLUE-TON, I’M A GLUE-TON,” in Heifer’s voice.

(via fuckyeah1990s)

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Hymns the church bells next door play all day long:

  • Angels From The Realms of Glory
  • A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
  • Amazing Grace
  • Holy Holy Holy
  • One that is arguably a Christmas hymn but that I can’t remember the name of
  • Hourly clock chime tune
  • What sounds like random scales

I would pay money for the repertoire of this church’s bells to be expanded. One time I swore it was playing Lisztomania, but I’m pretty sure I was mistaken.

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This seems like a weird thing to bother Tumbling about, but I just finished fixing my hair, and I feel compelled.
Have you ever tried this stuff? It is for-real a three-minute miracle. I’ve used it for about three years, and it makes me feel like someone else’s ridiculously soft hair is on top of my head.
It’s a small-ish bottle, but it’s only $3.
That is all.

This seems like a weird thing to bother Tumbling about, but I just finished fixing my hair, and I feel compelled.

Have you ever tried this stuff? It is for-real a three-minute miracle. I’ve used it for about three years, and it makes me feel like someone else’s ridiculously soft hair is on top of my head.

It’s a small-ish bottle, but it’s only $3.

That is all.

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"6. You don’t know why you remember some people and forget others. It seems like you’re always missing people who never miss you back. Can that, like, stop?"

— Ryan O’Connell, “Seven Things You Will Never Know

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jessethorn:

In honor of The Sound of Young America becoming Bullseye with Jesse Thorn, this torrent has every Sound of Young America episode that exists in digital form. Over 15 gigabytes, 500 episodes. Share it.
The Sound of Young America In One Big Torrent
(Above: me at KZSC in Santa Cruz, circa 2003.)

Everyone I know should download this.

jessethorn:

In honor of The Sound of Young America becoming Bullseye with Jesse Thorn, this torrent has every Sound of Young America episode that exists in digital form. Over 15 gigabytes, 500 episodes. Share it.

The Sound of Young America In One Big Torrent

(Above: me at KZSC in Santa Cruz, circa 2003.)

Everyone I know should download this.

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2012, Day 1:

- Hookah bubble-blowing (for now I will overlook the fact that someone knocked over my hookah and broke it)

- Late-night talks/catharses

- Bob Evans breakfast with a good friend who lives 1,600 miles away

- Fruitful IKEA trip with another friend

- Plans to see Young Adult, finally

Lookin’ good so far, 2012. Let’s see what tomorrow has in store.

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I just found this picture of my parents’ dog cuddling underneath a chair with a picture of Wilford Brimley.

I just found this picture of my parents’ dog cuddling underneath a chair with a picture of Wilford Brimley.